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Joke of the Day
"What is a kinda cool vegetable? Radish"
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"What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? What's up my nigga?!"
"Why did the nun call the Womens helpline? because she was touched by Jesus."
"Where did the suicide bomber go when he died? EVERYWHERE!"
"My friend who works at the movie theater died yesterday... Funeral services are being held today at 4:25, 5:40, 7:10 and 9:45"
"If you're an American outside the bathroom what are you inside the bathroom? European."
"knock knock YOU: who's there ME: I eat mop YOU:______"
"Sausage festivals... They're the wurst kind."
"I read in my girlfriend's diary...... that I have real trust issues!! What a bunch of BS..."
"What do skaters, kidnappers, and hipsters all have in common? They all have white vans"