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Joke of the Day
"What is an Italian with Alzheimer's favorite espresso drink? Affogato!"
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"If a four-legged animal is a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped What's a tiger ? A stri-ped !"
"Adam gave Sally 3 flowers and 1 stuffed animal. Kristen gave Sally 5 flowers and 2 stuffed animals. What does Sally have? cancer."
"How does a seamstress reply to someone asking her how her day was? So,so....."
"Why was the EDM producer bad at fishing? Because he kept dropping the bass"
"I want an app that tells me when someone is thinking about me while having sex with someone else."
"""Try it, it's so good!"" ""Come on, man. Just a taste."" ""I'm having some. Mmmm."" ""Trust me."" Feeding my 2yo makes me feel like a drug dealer."
"I was banging a retarded girl last night... She didn't want me to finish in her mouth, so I shot my load on the window and let nature take its course."
"What do you call two marry-go-rounds having sex? I don't know, i'm just fucking around."
"So Hungry If Katniss Everdeen's friend Peeta got blown up, would the resulting crater be a Peeta pocket?"