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Joke of the Day
"How can you make your d bigger? CAPS LOCK"
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"Why did the hick move to a toxic waste dump after winning the lottery? They heard it was a Superfund site."
"""I'll sleep when I die"" - person who doesn't really understand sleeping or dying."
"Whenever I hear the phrase ""Power of Attorney"" I always imagine someone being bitten by a radioactive lawyer."
"Toddlers & Ghosts -haunt you at all hours -lots of moaning/screaming -unclear motives -not helpful with housework -randomly open cupboards"
"I farted in an Apple Store Not my fault they don't have Windows"
"So the Chicken and the Egg are laying in bed. The Chicken lights up a cigarette, takes a deep drag and says, ""Well, I guess that answers that question..."""
"Micromanager Knock Knock Who's there? Micromanager. Now, you say 'micromanager who?'"
"Whats the most confusing day in Detroit? Fathers day."
"I don't even understand Fantasy Football. There are no Dragons, Wizards, or hot ass Elven chicks. I call bullshit."