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"What's a Hitler Youth's favorite video game? Meincraft"

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"What do they call a Polish astronomer? Copernicus."
"I took my orchestra onto a train one day The conductor was rubbish"
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"NSFW:Got a handjob from a blind girl last night She said ""You have the biggest dick I've ever put my hands on."" I said ""Nah. You're just pulling my leg."" Originally from r/meanjokes"
"Dear investors, I'd like to make a chap stick called ""food court Chinese food."" Please snapchat if interested."
"Despite all the wars Thailand has been in... They still have been doing a Bangkok job as a country."
"My sons consider ""it's bedtime"" my first offer in the negotiation process"
"Armadillo The world needs more armed dillos."