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Joke of the Day

"What is the closest thing similar to a woman having a period? Your salary. It also comes once a month, and lasts about 5 days. And if it doesn't come, it means you are in big trouble."

"What do you call a black man on the moon? An Afronaut."

"I'd rather have my eyelashes ripped out one at a time by poisonous crabs than watch a show where the voices didnt match the mouth movements"

"Mom: When I was your age I never had sex Me: Mom, I'm 32 Mom: Exactly"

"Did you hear about the guy who drunk brake fluid everyday? He's ok he can stop whenever he wants."

"What do you call the first migrant off the boat? Amhere What do you call the second migrant off the boat? Amhere Azwel What do you call the third migrant off the boat? Amhere Azwell Azhim"

"What's the difference between a homeless man's testicle and a shot of lidocaine in the ass? One is a bum nut and the other is a numb butt"

"Everyone said it was a bad idea to store glue in the same cabinet as my rifles but I'm sticking to my guns."

"What is a pirate's favorite letter? You'd think it'd be R, but really his heart will always belong to the C."

"I could try taking matters into my own hands... But it just doesn't do it for me."