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Joke of the Day

"Why is it so difficult for people with breast cancer to remember things? They have bad mammaries."

"Why will the USA never go bankrupt? It will just host a telethon."

"A son is coming out to his father ""I'm gay"" the son says. ""You aren't thinking straight"" says the dad. And then they laugh and hug, for it was a dad joke."

"The boss said I need to be more of a team player, so I rounded up all my coworkers & we kicked his ass."

"If you piss me off in the grocery store I will get in line in front of you and pay for a single banana with a personal check"

"Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender."

"Wanna here a joke? Women's rights. Sorry if this has been posted before."

"Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the chicken hatch open"

"Dear Hollywood, When you adapt a book into a movie here's a novel idea: try reading it first for a change. Assholes."

"For a period, Houdini used a trap door in every single show he did... I guess you could say it was a stage he was going through."