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Joke of the Day
"What's a Catholic's favorite way to send money? PayPal"
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"[walks into gym with my sunglasses on] WHATS UP LADIES *takes off sunglasses* damn it 3rd treadmill I've hit on this week"
"Why does mama aardvark call her husband a cannibal? Because he ate his ant for dinner!"
"The Religious Right. Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups."
"Every woman's dessert order starts with, ""I shouldn't."""
"[throws dirty diaper away] - OMG WHAT R U DOING?! - it's gross im not touching that - GET THE BABY OUT OF THE TRASH & CHANGE IT! - ugh, fine"
"What did the angel say when he saw God make the element Phosphorus? It's a match made in Heaven!"
"A true Irish bean soup is made with exactly 239 beans... ..if you were to add one more bean, it would be too farty."
"I stepped on a rusty Lego the other day... I'm worried I might have contracted Tetris."
"What are Mario's overalls made of? denimdenimdenim"