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Joke of the Day

"My son has just earned his first boy scout award for 'video gaming'. I guess the next ones will be for 'social ineptitude' & 'pale skin'."

"How much space does fungi need to grow? As Mushroom as possible."

"Mumford and Sons next album is just going to be someone rubbing an antique burlap sack against a microphone for an hour."

"It's always an ungodly hour for atheists."

"What do you call a hippopotamus that's a gigalo? A hit-the-spotimus."

"What do priests have in common with my dad's BBQs? They both stick their meat in 10 year old buns."

"NSF(Life) Why was the strawberry crying? Because it's mom was in a real jam."

"Guys, we should stop making fun of fat people. They have too much on their plates already."

"What do you get ...when you cross a joke and a rhetorical question?"

"What do you call a Muslim optician who doesn't give a fuck about his patients? Asif Eyecare"