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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a hippopotamus that's a gigalo? A hit-the-spotimus."

"H: So what's the worst thing you've ever seen someone do? Me: I watched a mother buy her son a harmonica."

"Why did the snooker player go to the toilet? To pot the brown."

"Late 9/11 joke. My dad died during 9/11. He was driving a plane."

"Stop being so hard on yourself. You don't have to be a complete idiot. Just be the best idiot you can be."

"People overlook Dracula's positive attributes. In his bat form, he eats mosquitoes and other unwanted backyard insects."

"Muslims are like the common cold and SJWs are like AIDS. It's easy to fight off a cold unless you have AIDS."

"I may not be perfect but I am always me."

"What do you call a group of squid? A squad"

"My friend told me to stop singing Wonderwall I said maybe"