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Joke of the Day
"So she texts: Do you want to see something exiting? Me: Yes, of course! Anddd she left the chat."
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"Has anyone seen the movie ""Constipation""? Oh that's right, it hasn't come out yet. It's probably shit anyway."
"6.9 is worse than 69 because... it's interrupted by a period."
"Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Poop"
"What do a pussy and KFC have in common? They're both finger licking good, and when your done you have a box to put the bone in"
"Despite the contradictory advice circulated in the late '90s, if you wanna be my lover, please do not get with my friends."
"You're so empty inside....nnn....stupid fridge."
"World peace or all of Bill Gates' money? If you had a choice between world peace or Bill Gates' money, what color would your Lamborghini be?"
"My pick-up line ""Hey girl are you a fallen angel? Because your face looks like it hit concrete."""
"How do you know a homeless woman is menstruating? If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline."