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Joke of the Day

"How did pirates communicate before the internet? Pier to Pier Networking"

"What's orange and sounds like a Parrot? A Carrot"

"What do you call a roaming caveman? A meanderthal"

"What does a cow produce when an earthquake occurs MILKSHAKE"

"What does an accountant call a friend's birthday party? (x-post from /r/tax) A present liability!"

"I think I might be famous because twitter just asked me to verify my account. Does this mean I have to do coke now?"

"Bruce Willis in Starbucks. he gives his name as ""not Bruce Willis"" and when they call him he grabs his coffee and runs away giggling"

"My Weed dealer needed to do his laundry So I sold him a dime bag of quarters, but I cut it with some canadian shit."

"If you don't want to play with me I'll just play with myself! - Overheard in 2nd grade today... Me too kid, me too."

"Why does my wife think its weird I talk to a bunch of strangers on the Internet, but it's ok for her to talk to multiple cats."