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Joke of the Day
"What does an accountant call a friend's birthday party? (x-post from /r/tax) A present liability!"
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"Two Mexicans fall of a cliff at the exact same time. Who wins? Society."
"Q.When do you kick a midget in the balls? A: When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice ."
"Witness protection, but for men who have accidentally told a woman she looks tired"
"I have the reflexes of a cat, but like if it was stoned."
"A baby boy was born without eyelids. After the circumcision, the doctors used the foreskin to make eyelids. Now he's cockeyed."
"Q: Why did Bill Clinton cross the road? A: To meet the chick."
"What do Asian pirates do? They fry pranes."
"To all those out there named Christian but are atheist, LOL Sincerely, The rest of us"
"Whats black, white, red and rolls around in a KFC parking lot? Litter that the wind blew out of the trash you racist piece of shit!"