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Joke of the Day

"The US government is taking Samsung to court. They're being charged with a fault in battery."

"Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they...lactose... I'm sorry."

"What do you call the space between Kim Kardashian's breasts and butt cheeks? Silicon Valley. [Source](https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/3h6bld/kim_kardashians_butt/)"

"It's funny to randomly say mid-conversation: Are you implying I'm gay?"

"Who's a gamers favourite Asian Lo Ping"

"I just lost all my Pokemon cards in a house fire. I only have Ash now."

"I don't have a summer home, but I do have several different email addresses."

"So sick of musicians telling lovers in songs that they'd give them stuff if they only had it to give. That's too easy, assholes."

"Her idea of extending an olive branch was to sharpen one end first, then extend it REALLY hard."

"Golf is like life! It has it's ups and downs, but eventually you end up in a hole"