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Joke of the Day

"Letsh Have Shex! -Horny Sean Connery"

"Wanna hear a joke? Non-corrupt african government."

"Old Mother Hubbard.. Old Mother Hubbard, went to the cupboard. To Fetch Poor Rover a Bone. When she bent over, rover took over. And gave her a bone of his own!"

"They say imitation is the most sincere form of flattery, but it really feels like the most sincere form of assholery."

"What does a gay horse eat? Haaaaaaeeeeyyyyy"

"Guy walks up to his wife with a duck under his arm... ""Honey. This is the pig I've been fucking for the last ten years."" ""That's not a pig, it's a duck!"" ""I was talking to the duck."""

"Why are a lot of Italians named Tony? Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, ""TO NY""."

"I had a blind date once, her name was ..::..::.:::::...:::::"

"sex and air Q.why is sex a lot like air A.because it's a big deal unless your not getting any"

"Did you hear about the cannibal who was late to dinner? Yeah, he got the cold shoulder."