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Joke of the Day

"They say imitation is the most sincere form of flattery, but it really feels like the most sincere form of assholery."

"Why do Mexicans cross the border alone? Because there can only be Juan."

"I hate being ""backwards guy"" when moving funiture. I could get hurt."

"How many lawyers does it take to grease a combine? Only one if you run him through slowly!"

"Who was Mr Rogers' weight lifting coach? Arnold Schwarzeneighbor (OC)"

"Did you hear the one about the genius Redditor? No?, and you won't either."

"Why are lawyers buried 18 feet deep when they die? Because deep down they're all actually good people."

"QUESTION: Name the loser in the 1976 presidential race. ANSWER: The American people."

"Stop thinking that aliens are green! I mean seriously, I saw a few brown skinned Mexicans..."

"We'd probably have a lot less crime if superheroes would stop making movies all the time."