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Joke of the Day
"What does a gay horse eat? Haaaaaaeeeeyyyyy"
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"Cheating on a good woman is like eating out of the trash instead going out for steak."
"Wife: Why do you go...... Wife: Why do you go out in the balcony, when I start singing. Husband: Because the people would think I am beating you."
"Teacher : Make up a sentence using the word lettuce ! Pupil : Let us out of school early !"
"What do you call it when a man has a beer in each hand? Irish handcuffs."
"What do you call 200 white men chasing a black man? The PGA Tour."
"What does a unionized hooker say when she is done work for the day? I'm off the cock."
"The greatest joke about being gullible"
"I thought this guy on the subway was yawning. Turns out he was just a mute sitting on a tack."
"I asked my friend what he gave up for lent... He said Christianity."