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Joke of the Day
"What grades did Fidel Castro get at school? Full Marx"
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"me: ""what is a librarian's favourite food?"" dog: me: ""SHUSHI lmao"" dog: [starts putting his toys in suitcase]"
"I often find myself crying during sex... Probably from the pepper spray..."
"Things that are dangerous- -riding a motorcycle -sharks -riding sharks"
"""Always bring a nail file, scissors, tweezers, a corkscrew, a toothpick and a bottle opener to a knife fight"" - The Swiss Army"
"What did the blonde do after she combed her hair? .. She pulled her pants up."
"They are writing a biography about my dick Ok. Ok. A pamphlet."
"Confucius say... Confucius say man with beard face rough time!"
"In time, the dust settled, and the dust took a job it hated and married someone it could barely tolerate"
"When do spare parts from Japanese cars start falling out of the sky? When it's raining Datsun cogs."