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Joke of the Day

"Great pun joke It's difficult to explain puns to Kleptomaniacs because they always take things, literally."

"What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family"

"How do they calculate global warming? Al-gore-ythms"

"How many Polish people does it take to be pallbearers at a funeral? Seven. Six to carry the casket and one to drag the body"

"""Apology not accepted"" - what to say if you want to fight in Canada"

"Why did the boy look at each and every one of the animal crackers? Because his mother told him not to eat them if the ""seal"" was broken. Credits to my school principal"

"Did you hear about the Alaska native that didn't like fish? Yeah, he just wasn't inuit."

"Sometimes words just aren't enough. And that's why we have middle fingers."

"What's white and troubles at breakfast? Cumshot"

"What is it called when Benedict Cumberbatch is constipated? No shit Sherlock."