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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a sad hat? A sombre-ero!"

"Dog: I'm a man's best friend, he even named one of his teeth after me. Pussycat: Yeah, you're not gonna win this one."

"What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice"

"Boss: Dan why is your hand raised? Me: can I go to the bathroom? Boss: Dan you're 23. This is a business meeting Me: so that's a yes?"

"Don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining. I mean, c'mon. Let's spice it up a little. Aim for my chest and call me your ""naughty potty""."

"What do you call a group of IT guys that smoke meth? Geek Squad"

"Atheists, we get it. You don't have faith in anything except your ability to shove your lack of faith in the face of those who have faith."

"Boxing is probably the most applicable martial art to the street... If you run away, you probably won't get hit."

"What kind of batteries do stuttering Canadians use? Triple Eh's."

"When ya leave Twitter it's called twittercide. What about Instagram? Instagramicide? IGicide? Instacide? Gramicide? Instadead? Instagone?"