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Joke of the Day

"I like my women like I like my wemoweh a wemoweh a wemoweh a wemoweh IN THE JUNGLE THE MIGHTY JUNGLE THE LION SLEEPS TONIIIIIIIIGHT"

"I wanted to send over an invoice to the Westboro Baptist Church using an old-fashioned method of communication, but they told me... God hates fax."

"Not to brag, but I just got a job as a fitness model... They hired me as the ""before"" picture."

"Top Five Accountant Taboos: 5. Unreconciled difference 4. Doesn't foot & crossfoot 3. No journal entry support 2. Cooking the books 1. Sex"

"What are people afraid of puns called? Homophonic I'm sorry..."

"Inspirational Tweet: Found the sock gone missing 7 weeks ago in today's clean laundry. Sometimes they come back, people. Keep the faith."

"Nine out of ten doctors agree that dying is bad for your health. The other doctor is clad in a dark robe and carrying a scythe."

"FUNNY SEX JOKES ;) Do you like dragons? Because i'll be dragon my balls all over your face"

"What happens when so-and-so step in the neutrino's urine? He develops LEPTONspirosis."

"Why did the lesbian cross the road? To get to the other bride! *Congrats, America!*"