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Joke of the Day

"I just bought myself a can of Lynx Africa. I always wondered what AIDS, famine and civil war smelt like."

"the person who wrote the program that estimates how much time is left on a software update did not take their job seriously at all"

"How many times should you check whether a sentence is written in English or Spanish? Once."

"Rain drop, drop top.... Mariah Carey's career ended before the ball dropped."

"As a rule, if the number of genders allowed to drive in your country is less than two, you live in an awful country."

"I just found out the mods' password! [removed]"

"Wearing a seashell necklace is a great way to let everyone know how cool you were in 1996."

"After moving to a boring part of the West, what did Sauron say when he spotted gaps around the threshold to his home? I need more door."

"My son can only see in shades of beige, Doctors have diagnosed him with colour-blandness."

"How do fat women defy physics? Because the heavier they get, the easier they are to pick up."