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Joke of the Day
"Friend ran in the Boston Marathon, He said he had a blast but can't feel his legs."
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"Sleep is like my love life, I ain't getting any"
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"Walked into a very expensive restaurant, sat down, was handed a menu. Comic Sans. Got up and left. Life is hard."
"Still in love with various hypothetical women."
"R.I.P boiled water... You will be mist"
"Why i'm leaving r/Jokes... I have to go to the store, but I'll be back in an hour..."
"I ask myself, what city has the most feminists? Manhatin'"
"Two reasons i never let my girlfriend touch my iPhone 1)I don't have an iPhone 2)I don't have a girlfriend."
"(for this tweet pretend you've heard of the 1999 French film ""Human Resources"") Human Resources 2: This Time it's Personnel"