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Joke of the Day
"Sleep is like my love life, I ain't getting any"
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"Our homemade guacamole turned darker green after sitting out for awhile Seems like after hitting the air, it guacsidized."
"My step-dad's pretty cool. Not as cool as my fence-dad, though. Roof-dad is okay. What is a father?"
"I wasn't dancing. I was trying to connect to the wifi."
"Sometimes I call meteors hot space potatoes and everyone just keeps ignoring me"
"Did you hear about the guy that was hospitalized with several plastic horses in his ass? His condition is stable"
"My Wife is refusing to fry any food and is insisting on eating healthier. She is turning into a Kitchen Nazi. She keeps sticking everything in the oven."
"Christmas jokes needed I am about to MC a high school Christmas staff talent show and need your best Christmas or holiday jokes. This is happening in two hours."
"What's the difference between a nazi and a gay guy? 45 degrees of the wrist"
"LIFE HACK tell the hotel you forgot your toothbrush. They don't even check, they just give you a brand new one!!! It's so sweet"