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Joke of the Day

"Two reasons i never let my girlfriend touch my iPhone 1)I don't have an iPhone 2)I don't have a girlfriend."

"What did the fish scream when its tank cracked? ""Dam-it!"""

"What makes a barbershop quartet sound so amazing? They're on the cutting edge of musical innovation."

"Each year more people die in bathtub accidents than plane accidents, but any idiot thinking they can fly a bathtub deserves what they get."

"Hey guys What do you think of my jokes! My girlfriend asked me to treat her like a princess in France. I said ok but im not crashing the car. 11<<"

"This is an X and Z conversation... Y are you in the middle?"

"Whats the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts One is $3.50 the other is under a buck."

"I want to start a charity where terminally ill people can request to sleep with hollywood celebrities... I'll call it ""Make A Wishbone"""

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Ayatollah ! Ayatollah who ? Ayatollah you already !"

"What did Redditor Jesus say to Lazarus? I see your dead body and raise you back to life (NSFL)"