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Joke of the Day

"Two reasons i never let my girlfriend touch my iPhone 1)I don't have an iPhone 2)I don't have a girlfriend."

"I started an alcohol based diet. I feel great! I've already lost 4 or 5 days! Not OC, unsure of source."

"Where in Eastern Europe does Justin Timberlake like to kayaking? Crimea River"

"I put the 'extra vag' in extravaganza"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Castor ! Castor who ? Castorblanca !"

"A man is running after a woman, just until she catches him."

"TIL I am bad at reposting at the right subreddits"

"How do secret agents complement a disguise? ""Hey James, that disguise is incogNEATo!"""

"Q: How can you tell if a blonde works in an office? A: A bed in the stockroom and huge smiles on all the bosses' faces."

"He was a satyr boy She said see you later boy He wasn't goat enough for her"