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Joke of the Day
"How do you turn a Fox into an Elephant? Marry her."
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"I made a movie about freezing time I showed it to some people, but they thought it was just a picture. It's 3 hours and 27 minutes long...if you don't pause"
"I love puns about England... They really Brighton my day."
"What do you call a cheating wife with a runny nose? FULL!!"
"A skeleton walks into a bar The bartender says, what will you have? Skeleton says, a beer... and a mop"
"Joseph Smith sold so many copies of the Book of Mormon That they made him a prophet."
"A Galaxy Phone, an iPhone and a windows phone fall out a top story window. The galaxy phone bounces with minor cracks. The iPhone smashes into dozens of pieces. The windows phone freezes mid decent."
"How do you call it when a blond girl dyes her hair brunette? Artificial Intelligence."
"What do you call a teacher who's always late? Mr. Buss"
"I found a great app to search for Greek restaurants in your neighborhood. It's called Gyroscope."