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Joke of the Day
"I love puns about England... They really Brighton my day."
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"A willow tree walks into a bar, and a guy sitting next to the counter says to the bartender, Who's the new guy? And the bartender says, I don't know, but I've heard he's a shady character!"
"How do you make a 90's kid mad? The game."
"What did the Office of Admissions say to the recently-accepted Urology student? ""Ur-ine!"""
"What's the difference between pink and purple? Grip."
"There are 10 kinds of people in the world Those who understand binary, and those who don't. And those who didn't expect this joke to be in base 3"
"If Iron Man and the Silver Surfer Joined Forces They would become alloys"
"Be careful when you buy stuff from Ebay . My friend ordered a penis enlarger from ebay. Those bitches sent him a magnifying glass :P"
"dead baby jokes Q. whats more fun than spinning a dead baby around at 50mph? A. stopping it with a shovel."
"I'm shit at remembering names. But isn't every Tom, Rick, and Larry"