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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a lawyer and an onion? You cry when you cut up an onion."
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"Why can t my 14 year old friend drive... Because she s a woman"
"One day on Mercury lasts about 1,408 hours. About the same as a common Monday on Earth."
"What is a pedophiles favorite Italian meal? Chicken Statutory....I'm going, I'm going...sorry but this is how my brain works before I've had coffee."
"How much coke did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men."
"Nice selfie, I love the way the light brings out the bat sh*t crazy psycho in your eyes."
"What do black guys have that's double the size of white men and gets bigger every time they touch a woman? Their criminal record."
"A vegan, a crossfitter, and an atheist are sitting in a bar. But you wouldnt know it, thanks to the Texan telling you all about Texas"
"What do you call all Republicans that aren't racist, sexist or homophobic? Nancy from New York."
"Life is like toilet paper, you're either on a roll or you're taking sh!t from some @sshole!"