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Joke of the Day
"Whats the hardest part about being a pedophile? Trying to fit in."
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"If NASCAR wants me to believe it's not a sport for idiots, they should stop reminding the drivers to start their engines."
"What do you call an Asian pothead? Tao Lee"
"What do you do if you come across a lion in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologise."
"Gynaecologist aka female private investigator"
"What's the abominable snowman's favourite food? Spag-yeti."
"I bought a second hand deck of cards from a casino in Las Vegas, but after 4 weeks they hadn't arrived. When I asked for an update, they said they were still dealing with my order."
"If a woman that likes younger men is called a cougar... Then a man that likes little boy is called a nittany tiger."
"What did one window say to the other window? I'm in pane"
"A lawyer goes to heaven..."