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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an Asian pothead? Tao Lee"
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"Hey hedgehogs, how about leaving some hedges for the rest of us?"
"What is the best part about having Alzheimer's Making new friends every day"
"What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination? HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYEEEEEEEEE"
"Fun Prank: Use Bluetooth to play 30 second blasts of Napalm Death on your neighbours stereo. They'll think they have a poltergeist and move"
"I've only ever met white people with gluten allergies"
"I bet the worst part about being single is knowing that even Hitler found someone who loved him."
"If you like blowing candles on your birthday, what does that make you? A gay candle."
"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the P is silent"
"Saw an old couple arguing at each other in public yesterday Apparently one of them is going to be president"