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Joke of the Day

"Eyebrow gaps are so much more important than thigh gaps"

"Rosie O'Donnell is such a hipster ...she hated Trump before it was cool."

"With the exchange rate, Canadians only have 120 characters on Twitter. So we have less room to be clever than Ameri"

"Yo mommas so old... She sees Dr. Grant."

"What does /r/jokes and the iPhone vs FBI case have? Both just got hacked"

"My spirit animal just ran into a glass door."

"Why Don't feminists make good botanists? They spend the entire time in the greenhouses bitching about the glass ceiling."

"Why is Ironman a superhero? and Ironwoman a command?"

"I heard there's a new Bread simulator game on Steam.. It's a great game if you're just loafing around."

"What do I have in common with middle Eastern women? We both get stoned to death on a regular basis in public.. And nobody around seems to mind.. And some people ask for hits.."