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Joke of the Day
"Eyebrow gaps are so much more important than thigh gaps"
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"How did Helen Keller's mother punish her? She left a plunger in the toilet"
"Please stop throwing my only possession. ~dogs everywhere"
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"Why did the blonde run out of shampoo? She kept following the instructions: lather rinse repeat!"
"I'll vote for whichever presidential candidate promises to end the banter before two people announce who won an Emmy."
"When does a joke stop being funny? When you repost it."
"a red ship and a blue ship crashed on an island together the survivors were marooned."
"I heard today is World Alzheimer's Day Sorry, I just forgot."