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"When does a joke stop being funny? When you repost it."
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"The only time my girl friend will ever scream ""DEEPER, DEEPER""... ...is when they are lowering my casket into the ground!"
"If an honest man says he has to use the bathroom He's full of shit."
"Knock Knock Who's there ? Chef ! Chef who ? Chef Bridges !"
"A Scotsman walks into a bar.. ..the Welshman, Northern Irishman and the Englishman were meant to tag along but they went to the Euros."
"I just ordered a chicken and an egg off Amazon.... I want to see which one comes first."
"What did the Cannibal do after he dumped his Girlfriend? Wipe his ass."
"What do you call it when a stripper works for free? Pro Boner."
"What do authors do when they are being chased? They make like Dr. Jekyll and Hyde!"
"What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour? Leave it in the cow."