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Joke of the Day
"Then a white guy laughed at his own joke with an intensity that hinted at a darkness within."
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"Piglet: *sees recipe book* Honey-glazed...Pooh, what's ham? WinniethePooh: A food that goes well with honey. Now, how about a nice hot bath?"
"Interviewer: How would you describe yourself? Me: Verbally. But I've also prepared a dance."
"What are Mario and Luigi's favorite type of pants? Denim, Denim, Denim"
"What is the drunkest animal in Antarctica? A Pengwine. That's a /u/amanescape original. I can show myself out."
"Hate when the cop is like, ""Sir, have you been petting kittens?"" and I say, ""I petted a few..."" as I open the car door and kittens spill out"
"You know what seems odd to me? Numbers that can't be divided by two."
"What is good on pizza, but not good on pussy? The cheese and crust."
"Why is Victoria Beckham not in a commercial for 'Old Spice'?"