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Joke of the Day
"What did the Chinese fisherman say to his at-risk son? Stay on the junk, and you'll go far."
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"""want to go grab some dinner?"" *lights cat on fire* sorry I can't my cats on fire"
"What does a lawyer and a prostitute have in common? They both fuck you for your money."
"If you lose one senses, your other senses become stronger. That's why people without a sense of humour have such a high sense of self importance"
"Why is it hard for old people to have sex? You ever try to pull apart a grilled cheese?"
"""Hey, we're wearing the same shoes,"" I say to a teenager, ruining her day."
"Ear wax is disgusting. But when you're out of Vegemite, you're out of Vegemite."
"What did the blonde say when she looked into the box of Cheerios? Wow!! Donut seeds!!!!"
"Why would my wife ask if I was wearing this shirt when it's already on? Stop talking in secret code."
"I'm ""misinterprets hand gesture and accidentally high fives your fist"" white."