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Joke of the Day

"Dear People of The World, I don't mean to sound slutty but use me whenever you want. Sincerely, Proper Grammar."

"Hey, you wanna win? Nah, we'll pass."

"What's a pirate's favorite letter? The P. If the P was taken away, he would be irate"

"Hear about the lady who backed into a fan? Disaster"

"The average person swallows 3 cats on their drive home from work."

"Whenever my children question my knowledge on any subject, I just remind them that their mother is older than the Internet."

"Next wedding Im saying its a open bar but when u get there its going to be cash.Just b/c its a 3rd wedding doesnt mean u can skip it slacker"

"The first person to see a sunset was probably like well this ain't good."

"Clapping was invented by white people at concerts, because we have no idea what to do with our hands when we dance."

"Steven Gerrard obviously believes his best chance of winning the Premier League is to join the MLS and then hope that Man City try to sign him."