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Joke of the Day
"Worry: a waste of imagination."
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"What does a baby diaper and Obama have in common? There both full of shit."
"Why do accountants make good lovers? They're great with figures."
"How do you know when it's time to get out of the porn industry? When they hire you a cunt-double."
"Dear Garment Manufacturers: Short Shorts should not come in a size 16. Warmest Regards, People with eyes."
"I wonder.... Sometimes I wonder what would it feel if 'Dick' is your Real name and you say : ""No hard feelings"""
"What do you call a droid who's never on time? BB-L8"
"You guys wanna hear a joke? My life."
"[wife gets home] did you feed the baby his spinach today? [me doing push ups] hell no I'm not letting that baby get stronger than me"
"Trev's antisocial challenge: walk up to the first coworker you see and say, ""I'm sorry you feel threatened by my triceps."""