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Joke of the Day

"Who makes more money a drug dealer or a prostitute? A prostitute because she can wash and resell her crack."

"That awkward moment when the Priest uses YOUR confession as the theme for his sermon. Again."

"Why do seagulls fly over the sea Because if they flew over the bay then they would be bagels"

"What do you tell a Hockey player messing up with you... ... Stop pucking around"

"Push up bras A push-up bra is like a bag of chips. You open it up and its half empty."

"Why did the basketball receive medical attention? He was passed out."

"My neighbour told me I'd left my lights on. I told her she'd left her big nose on."

"Good grief, did you see that, Hans? A time traveller just appeared, shot Adolf and left again. I mean I know his paintings are shit but WTF"

"Why didn't the blind person laugh at my joke? Because he didn't see the funny side to it."

"there is this mom at work who breastfeeds her kid every meeting is a lunch meeting"