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Joke of the Day

"Why do seagulls fly over the sea Because if they flew over the bay then they would be bagels"

"Why did the Pilgrims pants keep falling down Because his belt buckle was on his hat ..."

"I'm so thankful for my kids.If it weren't for them I'd never know what a cool sound my vacuum cleaner makes when it sucks up Rice Crispies."

"What do all my friends and my dad have in common? i didnt have either growing up"

"At geography class Little Jon is at school reading his geography book in class. The teacher tries to surprise him: - Where's England, Jon? He proudly answers: - Page 83."

"A small bird flew right onto the side of my butt while I was running today I was wrong, there are chicks out there that find me to be their type."

"Headline: ""American Pharoah Wins 1st Triple Crown Title Since 1978"" That is one long-lived horse."

"I'm in trouble with my wife. I totally forgot her special birthday' that was such a big deal apparently. Still, everything went fine and it was a healthy baby boy!"

"Q: Why is it good that accordionists have a half-ounce more brains than horses? A: So they don't disgrace themselves in parades."

"What do you call a ghost that stays out all night? Afresh air freak."