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Joke of the Day
"When I was a kid, we didn't have the internet. We had to go to the library to masturbate."
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"My boyfriend is taking me to a Spanish restaurant for dinner, I'm kind of scared, I don't speak Spanish, how will I know not to order dog"
"In every soap opera we've ever watched, we are taught that running away and leaving doesn't solve our problems Didn't stop the Brits from trying"
"Jesus take the wheel Carlos you take the stereo and I got lookout!"
"why does everyone scream when they see you? because your ugly!"
"What is the smallest mall? sMall !"
"If you beat a man with a mustache in a fist fight, you get to keep his mustache."
"Saw this stunning girl at a bar last night. I got her a drink, walked over to her and then felt my knees go weak and my stomach turn to butterflies. Turns out that I spiked the wrong drink by mistake."
"Can somebody please hand me a knife? This fork just isn't cutting it."
"KONY 2012 What Uganda do about it?"