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Joke of the Day

"Coworker: I don't even know what's wrong with me. *sighs Me: Oo Oooo pick me pick me I know *raises hand with answer"

"Weird Al and Vin Diesel should team up with a chip tune band Then they could be Al, Vin & The Chip Monks"

"What did the Boston Marathon bombers do that Hitler couldn't? successfully end a race."

"The funniest joke of all time tbh My life... God seems to be laughing..."

"Ugh, stalkers are horrible. You'd think SOMEONE could've let me know I was out of toilet paper."

"After my wife died, I couldn't even look at another woman for almost 10 years. But now that I'm out of jail, I can honestly say it was worth it."

"How do we know Snow White was a hipster? She could never say no to apple."

"Happy times with grandma One day I was eating my grandma out. Suddenly I tasted horse semen. ""I thought"" Oh yeah, that's how she died."

"I'm not lazy, I'm just highly motivated not to do anything.."

"What do stoners ride to school? The cannibus"