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Joke of the Day
"How do we know Snow White was a hipster? She could never say no to apple."
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"Ronda Rousey lost a fight last night."
"Quick tax question: Does giving thousands of dollars to charity last year make up for lying about it this year?"
"LPT: Never use hyperbole."
"I heard there was a fight at the fish and chip shop. Two cods got battered."
"How do you tell apart a guitarist and a computer geek? Ask them if they think solid states are shitty."
"I'll admit it... I'm a horny TV And i'm turned on by remotes..."
"They say rabbits don't have glasses because they eat carrots. They also don't have thumbs. I like my thumbs so i don't eat carrots."
"What do you get when you have a mothball in each hand? One happy big-assed moth!"
"If by mathematician you mean dividing the number of snacks in my car by the number of miles I need to drive, then yes, I'm a mathematician."