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Joke of the Day

"What do stoners ride to school? The cannibus"

"Barbie sets an unrealistic ideal for young girls. Women can't be doctors."

"An asteroid 1,200 light years away has a 0.6% chance of colliding with the Earth, and you all just walking around like everything is fine."

"Did you hear about the elephant who farted in a chalice? You'd heard if you were in the chalice"

"Like the man who has run out kleenexes... this is bound to come in handy!"

"A Rabbi and a Priest are walking in the park when they see a little boy. Priest: ""Hey let's go screw that little boy"" Rabbi: ""Out of what?"""

"Dad says, ""College students are more interested in women today than ever before.."" A lot of them are in a program where they study a broad"

"Which is worse, ignorance or apathy? I don't know and I don't care."

"You guys know how the toothbrush was invented in the south? Because if it was invented in the north, it would've been called a teethbrush."

"Both of my marriages have been disappointing. My first wife left me and my second one didn't.marr"