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Joke of the Day
"My best friend and I were comparing our penises... for who has the biggest. It ended in a tie."
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"Does anyone have any good Tokyo Ghoul puns? I would love if someone would comment some Tokyo Ghoul jokes/puns! Or Attack on Titan... Thx!"
"Probably the wurst (or the best) halloween joke i have heard yet What do you call a wiener when you take out its intestines? A halloweener"
"[in class] Me: hey, can I borrow a pen? Guy: sure, black or blue? Me [sweating & swelling up]: you got one for bee stings?"
"Commandment XI: There Shall Be No Boner Sound Other Than ""Boioioioioioing"""
"What's smarter than a dog, but dumber than a cat? Their owner."
"What's it called when a cow attempts to jump a barbed-wire fence? An udder disaster"
"How do you get ""Dick"" from Richard? You ask him politely."
"The USA tells North Korea they cannot act as dictators of the world That's basically it"
"Two buddies are working a job together John calls to tell Rick he can't make it today because he cut his dick in two. Now they're both half staffed."