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Joke of the Day
"What are the first three letters of the Greek alphabet? I.O.U."
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"It must have been so risky for pirates to slightly burn the edges of all their treasure maps and then dip them in tea."
"Two cannibals were having their dinner. One said to the other 'I don't like your friend.' The other one replied 'Well put her to one side and just eat the greens.'"
"What does John Cena wash his hair with? Champ who?"
"What kind of bee can keep an aeroplane dry ? An aero-drone !"
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"Salesman: first time buying a motorcycle? Me: that obvious? Salesman: nobody asks ""how loud is the vroom?"" they ask ""what's the vroomage?"""
"Why did the Grim Reaper go to the shoe repair shop? To get some soles!"
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"Sometimes in life you have to give the people around you a little push, into traffic."