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Joke of the Day
"A year on twitter... I remember when all this was fields."
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"I took a blind taste test today Turns out they taste just like regular people"
"What would be a Jew's fighting stance in mortal kombat? Jew jipped you!"
"*sees cars lined up outside church* wife: Is that a funeral or a wedding? me: What's the difference?"
"i don't drink to forget, i drink to remember how much i like drinking."
"My gay friend got stoned today. I told him Saudi Arabia was not a good honeymoon destination but he didn't listen."
"Can Bernie Sanders recover? From his devastating win in Michigan?"
"What's the difference between an spam and a personal attack? They aren'tt tolerated on thsi subredit"
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"""what if today's the day you learn about tacos and ostriches? You don't want to miss that, do you?"" - me manipulating my kid to school."