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Joke of the Day
"Why is owning a dog better than being in a relationship? My dog can't tell people when I beat it."
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"How did the Hipster burn his tongue? He drank his coffee before it was cool."
"If Wednesday is hump day... ...is Tuesday foreplay day?"
"How do you catch a unique rabbit? Unique up behind it"
"Ronda Rousey should change her name... To Sasha Grey, because her ass got wrecked."
"What is Donald Trump's favourite Olympics event? Fencing."
"Why do people from finland have problems with sex? Because it's hard for them to Finnish."
"A grasshopper walks into a bar So the bartender looks at him and says, ""Hey, we have a drink named after you!"" To which the grasshopper replies, ""You have a drink named Steve?"""
"What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair? Artificial Intelligence."
"""Artificial intelligence is a wonderful thing. I told my computer that today is my birthday and it said that I needed an upgrade."""