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Joke of the Day
"How do you catch a unique rabbit? Unique up behind it"
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"Tried to take my girlfriend to get a physical.... ...they kept turning me away saying ""sir, this is a palm reader"""
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"Why did the Scottish cannibal live on a sugar plantation? He said ''So that I can feed my lads with m'lasses!"
"I bet you want to hear a ghost joke right? Thats the spirit."