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Joke of the Day
"Anyone hear of the rapist mechanic? They say he screws, nuts, and bolts."
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"A Special Eid Joke (From my dad) If you hear the words 'Allah-hu-Akbar' during the Eid prayer from anyone but the Imam (prayer leader), run in the opposite direction"
"""Give me a positive adjective..."" ""Splendid."" ""Nice. Now how about a negative adjective?"" ""Splendidn't."""
"Reddit, I see your sick jokes and raise you sickipedia.org a huge database of sick jokes"
"The power reddit has to change anything."
"""We are out of oranges"" he said, fruitlessly."
"Why didn't Jesus start a charity? Cuz they're not for prophets."
"What is Batman's favorite sport? Baseball."
"Fe Fi Fo Fum Rhyme scheme tweets are kinda dumb"
"I respected people a lot more before Spotify told me what they were listening to."