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Joke of the Day

"Justin Beiber fell off stage last night at a concert in Canada. He suffered only minor injuries according to his gynecologist."

"[1st date] WAITER: and how would you like your steak, miss? HER: definitely not wooden *winks across table* DRACULA: *just glares at her*"

"Spongebob will get his license before Taylor Swift finds love."

"Life stops when you stop dreaming, hope ends when you stop believing, love ends when you stop caring, friendship ends when you stop sharing."

"Dolls teach girls very unrealistic body standards. A Russian doesn't have to have many tiny Russians inside her to be beautiful."

"""Hey, did you see that article about cats invading the internet?"" ""Yeah, I reddit."""

"My cat thinks any questions I ask him are rhetorical."

"Two red blood cells met and fell in love. But alas, it was in vein."

"Our new IT guy moved here from Australia... He comes from a LAN down under."

"What is a British woman on her period? A bloody cunt."