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Joke of the Day

"What's it called when you get a boner at a funeral? (NSFW) Mourning wood."

"I came here to write jokes and waste your time But I'm out of jokes, so I'll just waste your time"

"Did you hear about the power surge across the street? I heard it was a shocking experience."

"Made this one up today: How do you stop joint pain? Turn it around."

"Why did it take so long for Americans to beat Germany in WW2? They weren't Russian."

"I'm a feminist So is my wife, but because I'm a man, I'm better at it."

"Judge me all you want, but I love jokes about dead children. They never get old."

"Who does a ghoul fall in love with? His ghoul friend."

"When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: ""What is courage?"" He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top."

"Did you hear about the scarecrow that got promoted? He was outstanding in his field..."