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Joke of the Day
"A 2-hour movie called ""Can You Watch My Kid For Like 15 Minutes?"""
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"This year's most overused TV line: ""It's complicated."" It means absolutely nothing."
"Why did you name your dog karma? She's a bitch."
"Three types of people... There are three types of people in this world. Those who are odd, and those who literally can't even."
"Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear."
"Dirty Catholic Priest jokes are getting old. So we know one demographic who won't like them any more at least."
"Human Cannonball Following the tragic death of the human cannonball at the local fair, a spokesman said, ""We'll struggle to get another man of his calibre""."
"Q: What do giraffes have that no other animal has? A: Baby giraffes."
"[at work] ""Mornin, Margaret."" ""Mornin. You're late today."" [looks at watch] ""Not as late as your dead husband though, am I?"""
"A man was looking under a microscope . He couldn't see anything. Suggest a reason why. He was blind..."